2013 / Video / Deadpan retail-ad wordplay parody
Ship My Pants
A Kmart ad turned “ship my pants” into an escalating, cheerful double entendre.
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What was this?
Customers enthusiastically mishear a delivery-service phrase while a deadpan narrator keeps the retail pitch moving as if nothing unusual has happened.
Why it spread
The wordplay was legible in one beat and became a rare commercial people actively wanted to send each other.
What happened
Customers enthusiastically mishear a delivery-service phrase while a deadpan narrator keeps the retail pitch moving as if nothing unusual has happened.
Where it came from
Kmart released Ship My Pants in April 2013; DraftFCB created the digital commercial to promote the retailer’s free ship-to-home service.
Why it mattered
Ship My Pants showed how a brand could make a classic internet-comedy object by committing to one extremely obvious joke with absolute commercial seriousness.
How it spread
The wordplay was legible in one beat and became a rare commercial people actively wanted to send each other.
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